MATERNITY LEAVE: Day 16

STATUS: I was just teasing with the lack of posts (I am sure you were all on the edge of your seats waiting for that cute little birth announcement or pictures of baby covered in swaddling pink and crap looking like a cherub)...bet you thought I was in the hospital!
REALITY: 40 weeks and 2 days - OVERDUE (i should start charging her rent, or library fees, or interest or something!!)

The past two days I have had the pleasure of Karen's company. Many hours have been spent in what has been established as the 'internet cafe' (AKA: our dining room).

Today we run out for our weekly appointment for my doctor to rape me once again with his big man-fists to check my dilation. Jason LOVES these days because I end up suffering with cramps the rest of the day (on top of the normal evening contractions and cramps)...you can hint the sarcasm, correct?

You may have also noticed our widget...just keeps on replenishing itself to 1 more day til the baby comes.
F*cking tease.

I did read that the average first time pregnancy is 41 weeks and 1 day. Sooo, once again. WE SHALL SEE.
All I know is that she is not fashionably anymore and is already misbehaving. heehee.

Oh, and we got the REAL true version of the bloody show over the weekend.
I never knew that I would be so excited to see snot come out of my vaj.

What is for sure....if she keeps staying bundled up in there she's just going to keep getting bigger and I will end up having to have her come out of the sunroof and not the side-door. Arrrrrgh.

Oh...and one last thing...
the VERY VERY BEST to all the friends and family who have come out to check on us these past couple of weeks. I wasn't sure how many people read this but the compliments and excitement has truly what has kept me from going over the deep end sometimes in the midst of the frustrated belly turmoil.

Mad love to all....and hopefully I wll be more dilated (or else sent to the hospital today!).

xoxo
m.